Jeremy Gutow is a Cleveland-based male nanny and private chef. He also manages a beauty salon.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Thanksgiving On BMV9000

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     I think it had to have been 3733 and I was celebrating Thanksgiving with some friends on BMV9000. Yes... I definitely remember it was on BMV9000 because the group I was hanging out with rotated locations for our yearly celebrations. Elvis was all over the news because he'd just completed his comeback tour and was voted man of the universe by Newstime magazine. He'd had a particularly successful time there and really pushed strong for us to rent a few adjoining hotel suites on BMV9000's north pole. He insisted we'd love it. And we did.
      It wasn't a particularly large group sitting at our Thanksgiving table that year, only a dozen, but we were very good friends, so it was wonderful. Our hotel suites had great kitchens too. So my friend Martha was able to do her famous Grand Shouxie Xou. (How she got a Xou all the way from Raissazz in the Vladimar System to BMV9000 without anybody getting ill is beyond me. But, whatever. My place is not to ask questions) I, of course, made my signature sweet potato casserole. People have come to expect it of me and I enjoy doing it. It helps that it's very little work. Here's my Thanksgiving gift to you: the recipe.
                                            Jeremy Gutow's Thanksgiving Sweet Potato Casserole                                            (The Best Sweet Potato Casserole In The Universe)
Serves 12-15
Potato Mixture: 
4-5 extra large sweet potatoes, peeled and boiled 'till soft                                                                            2 eggs, lightly beaten                                                                                                                                   1/3 cup white sugar                                                                                                                                   1/2 cup butter                                                                                                                                             1 teaspoon vanilla                                                                                                                                      1/3 cup whole milk                                                                                                                                 1/4 cup bourbon whiskey (Earth-style from the Milky Way System) 
Topping Mixture:
1/3 cup melted butter                                                                                                                                  1 cup brown sugar                                                                                                                                  1/2 cup white flour                                                                                                                                     1 cup coarsely chopped pecans or walnuts                                                                                   marshmallows - if desired (also Earth-style from the Milky Way System)
     Preheat oven to 350. Place peeled,soft, hot potatoes in large bowl and mash. Add all other potato mixture ingredients and stir well. Remove to very large casserole or rectangular, glass baking dish. Mix all topping ingredients except marshmallows and sprinkle evenly over potatoes. Lightly top with marshmallows if desired. Bake for about 35 minutes or so, or until lightly browned. Enjoy!   

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